Tonight we went to a fundraising dinner for the benefit of our preschool. I walked in, took one look around, and realized, with horror, that I was pretty much the only mother who had not volunteered to help out. I was so embarrassed. I am, like, the worst stay-at-home mom ever. I don't cook, I don't clean house, I'm socially retarded and I can't even manage to remember to make it to two or three parent-teacher organization meetings a year. Criminy.

We did at least donate more than the amount they recommended for a family of four, so we aren't completely worthless. I will try to do better next time!