1. Skivved off church. Am lazy and ungrateful.

2. Cleaned bunny's and guinea pig's cages.

3. Did hourlong exercise video.

4. Did at least three loads of laundry (folded by my lovely husband, so I can't complain too much).

5. Unloaded dishwasher.

6. Reloaded dishwasher.

7. Listened to weather broadcasts running on all three Oklahoma City stations, in which weather men were convinced the apocalypse was nigh.

8. Swept dining room.

9. Tried to marshal ambition to mop dining room. (Status: failed)

10. Checked outside to see if apocalypse had arrived. (Negative.)

11. Went to Walmart. (Third time in two days that I or another family member have spent gobs of money there. Cannot escape its gravitational pull. Is evil.)

12. Went to 10:15 showing of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. (My assesment: meh.)

13. Ordered (online) two pairs official John Lennon sunglasses. (Have had same pair of shades for six years running. Deserve treat.)

14. Stayed up till ungodly hours composing this entry and playing pointless-yet-addicting computer game.

All in all, not a bad way to spend a Sunday. Well, except for the no church part. That's just asking for a smiting.