#168: Make being creepy a jailable offense. Offenders will be incarcerated for a short time while going through a Creepiness Detoxification and Reprogramming course. They will then be sent to build homes for the poor until the hard labor has caused every remaining droplet of creepiness to ooze out of them and normal people no longer involuntarily shudder when coming into contact with the perpetrator.
First to be jailed will be the duo who sang the song "In the Year 2525", followed immediately by Christopher Walken, everyone on that kids' show "Lazytown" and whomever is responsible for those baby Bratz dolls.
I'm also considering making being inexcusably greasy a misdemeanor. The program's inaugral ticket will be handed out to Colin Farrell.
Posted by Mary at July 17, 2006 11:01 PM
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